Tschintierst

Have YOU ever wanted a Pseudo-Finnic Hellish German from another dimension descended from Pseudo-PIE from a fucked up and evil steampunk alternate universe? Well then Tschintierst is for you!!!!

Spoken throughout the Gintem Confederation on Jotunnheim, this language is considered one of the strangest of the Yasgan family. It's features include: Vowel harmony throughout entire words (with no exception for loanwords), a three-way animacy distinction, directional verb affixes, and initial consonant mutation. In addition, it is also spoken in colonies abroad controlled by TSC and KSC, with countless other L2 speakers.